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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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