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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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