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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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