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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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