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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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