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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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