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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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