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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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