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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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