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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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