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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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