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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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