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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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