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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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