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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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