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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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