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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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