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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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