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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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