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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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