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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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