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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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