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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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