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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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