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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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