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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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