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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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