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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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