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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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