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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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