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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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