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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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