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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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