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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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