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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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