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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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