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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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