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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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