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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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