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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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