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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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