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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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