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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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