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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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