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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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