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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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