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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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