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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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