Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.