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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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