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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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