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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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