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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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