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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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