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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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