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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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