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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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