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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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