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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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